Developed by Koreans for the Japanese
(the undisputed world leaders in robotics, tech,amine,manga and pure-off-the-rails-crazy), Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is the first arcade game that combines the trill of assaulting assholes(thats right, you heard me) and fortune-telling.

You select from eight characters like "Mother-in-Law," "Con artist" and "Child Molester" and then, steel yourself for this, you.... ram a giant plastic finger into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words "HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY." As you poke, spank and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain, and then the game, and I'm not fucking kidding, rates your sexual virility based on the impact of your finger against its virtual colon.

Oh, and did i mention its corporate mascot is a six-foot magical monster made out of turd???.

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga's corporate mascots, a finger beast
and a turd in pajamas.

If you're anything like me, you've already asked yourself about the dangers of this technology being in the hands of two foreign powers known for giant radioactive monsters and nuclear weapons, respectively. And again, if you're like me, this train of thought quickly hits a wall when you realize that you're not an accredited expert on foreign colon-probing policies. So until one of us is, let's just assume that we're all going to die, but not quite as quickly if we stay far away from Boong-Ga Boong-Ga.

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